I hate horses. Modern day horses have it so easy. They are spoon fed by their owners with quality hay every day. Horses be like: time to stand in a field and do nothing until my owner gets bored and wants to ride me. I hate horses. Horses get spooked by the slightest things sometimes. They're literally like 6 ft tall and weigh 1000+ pounds and get scared by measly rodents or rabbits. I hate horses. Some people like to throw horses in a family group with many species such as zebras. This is my breaking point. Zebras are amazing animals. They have to be scared for their lives day to day from prowling lions and other predators. They look sweet with their mohawks and stripes. They should NEVER be compared to stupid horses. Horses are scared of mice. Zebras are scared of lions. Horses don't have mohawks. Zebras do. Horses don't have cool coloration or anything like that. Zebras have stripes. Horses are entitled and just sit and eat in a field all day. Zebras have to eat wild grass and constantly be on edge in case of predators. It is a shame that zebras EVER have to be put in the same category as horses. Zebras are simply better in every category. Horses can never compare to the prestige of zebras. I hate horses. I love zebras.
Sand is a tasty option when deciding the food you should eat. Sure, it may be a little grainy. And hey, the color isn't the most vibrant when compared to other foods. But I'm telling you: If you've never eaten sand, you're missing out. Sand takes years of practice to learn to enjoy. This is why many of us have never experienced the joy of eating sand. The Sand Eating Man, however, has mastered the sand eating technique with his years of experience. He is one of the select few that know sand as a delicacy. From watching him devour sand, you can see the pure joy and happiness displayed across his face. He is truly a wonderful man with wonderful eating habits. As for the taste of sand, it is hard to explain. I guess you could ask the Sand Eating Man, but even he may not be able to put it into words. This is why more of us should eat sand. Sand deserves to be eaten! Please join me and the Sand Eating Man on the quest for enlightenment by training to eat sand.
(DISCLAIMER: please do not actually eat sand) (you aren't supposed to eat sand) (I am not legally accountable if you decide to eat sand) (please don't)
In this essay I will present the reasons why horses are cool. The first reason is that . In contrast with the first reason, the second reason why horses are cool is because . While the second reason is pretty funny, the third reason is even more so: . Moving on from humor, the fourth reason why horses are cool is . That was honestly a pretty sad reason, but also cool. Anyway, the fifth and sixth reason why horse is cool are . And finally, the seventh reason is that . I wish I could add more reasons why horses are cool, but that's all I can think of at this moment.
Zebras are flipping sweet